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이제껏 받은 스캠 메일중 가장 감명깊은 스캠메일을 받았습니다.

나이지리아에서 보낸 메일은 영어가 엉성해서 티가 확 나는데...이건 완벽하네요..
정말로 영국사람의 문장력이네요...
어지간하면 답장을 해서 진행을 하면서 갖고 놀다 중간에 골려주고 싶은데..
본인 이름까지 다 알고 연락을 한지라..혹시 이상하게 엮일까봐 답장도 못보내겠다는..
ㄷ ㄷ ㄷ ㄷ
스캠메일은 분명한데..엄청나게 진실되어 보임 ㄷ ㄷ ㄷ ㄷ
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Thank you for responding back to my mail.
My name is Mr. Burridge and I am a staff of NatWest Bank, here in England attached to Investment Banking Services, I am contacting you concerning a customer and an investment placed under our bank's management; as a matter of fact, it was roughly 11 years ago. I would respectfully request that you keep the contents of this mail private and also to kindly respect the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this email. I contacted you independently and no one is informed of this communication; I would like to intimate you with certain facts that I believe would be of interest to you and benefit the both of us. All I want is an honest business transaction between us. First, I will start by introducing myself. My full name is Andrew R Burridge. I am a British citizen and I am currently working with NatWest Bank. I h에이브이e been working here for 21 years now, and I h에이브이e a good working record with my bank.
I am also the personal accountant to late Engr. Peter Hwan, a foreign contractor who has a financial portfolio of 8,782,500 (Eight million, seven hundred and eighty-two thousand, five hundred Great British Pounds.) with indefinite interest with my bank. My late client was a chemical consultant contractor with Royal Dutch until his death in a fatal car accident while in France on sabbatical with his entire family. The accident, unfortunately, took the lives of the family members comprising of himself, his wife and two kids in the summer of 2007 may their soul rest in perfect peace. He banked with us here at NatWest Bank and the money in his account has still not been claimed by anybody as there was no living will in place when he died.
Since the death of my client; my bank and I h에이브이e made several inquiries to his embassy to locate any of his extended family members or relatives but this has proven unsuccessful. I came to know about you in my search for a person who shares the same last name as my late client. I employed the services of Linkedin search solely for this purpose as I feel it would not h에이브이e been the last wishes of my late client for his whole life work to be transferred to a government (Escheat) he had always complained of their unf에이브이orable public monetary policies, taxes and so on while he was alive. My bank has issued me several notices to provide the next of kin or the account risk been escheat within the next 10 official working days. The last notice for claim came to my desk last week. I am contacting you to assist me in repatriating the funds left behind before they are declared unserviced by my bank. I am seeking your consent to present you as the next of kin of my late client since you share and bear the same last name. As such, the proceeds of the account can be paid to you as soon as you contact my bank and apply for the funds to be released to you as the next of kin. If we can be of one accord, I see no reason why we would not succeed. We both h에이브이e to act swiftly on this matter in other to beat the deadline escheat date.
My proposal; I am prepared to place you in a position whereby an instruction is given to officially release the deposit to you as the closest surviving associate, and all etiquette shall be done in accordance with the rule of banking law, I certainly can guarantee you that, by the common law, the power of bequeathing is coeval with the first rudiments of the law, and this power has been extended to all. There is no ruling which prevents an inheritance from being so exhausted by legacies as to render it unworthy of the heir's acceptance; basically all persons of sound mind are competent to bequeath and devise real and personal estate, excepting infants, with all this I would say we h에이브이e the clear advantage to carry out a smooth and perfect operation whereby the paperwork shall be coordinated in such a way that your status as a sole beneficiary is confirmed. Upon receipt of the deposit, I am prepared to share the money with you in half and no more; that is: I will simply nominate you as the next of kin and h에이브이e them release the deposit to you; afterward we share the proceeds in two equal parts.
I would h에이브이e gone ahead to ask the funds be released to me, but that would h에이브이e drawn a straight line to me and my involvement in claiming the deposit, but on the other hand, you as a foreigner would easily pass as the beneficiary with the rights to claim, I assure you that I could h에이브이e the deposit released to you in a few days. I will simply inform our bank of the final closing of the file relating to the customer, and instruct them to release the deposit to you; with these two things: all is done. I guarantee you that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you and me from breaching UK laws. I will attach my international Passport ID in my next mail for authenticity so we h에이브이e equal ground to trust each other. If you are interested in my proposal I will send you more information directing, you on the further procedure on how we can claim the money in the account successfully. I send you this mail not without a measure of fear as to what the consequences might be, but I know within me that nothing ventured is nothing gained and that success and riches never come easy or on a platter of gold, this is the one truth I h에이브이e learned from my private banking clients; do not betray my confidence. If we can be of one accord I shall h에이브이e the pleasure of meeting you, after this task has been completed. The content of this mail should be treated with utmost confidentiality and a quick response from you will be highly appreciated. However, if you are not interested in this proposal, please accept my apologies for sending you the message and kindly delete the message, I promised that you will never hear from me. I anticipate your co-operation.
Thanks for your time and do h에이브이e a great day.
Warm Regards,

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  • JIN★ 2018/09/28 02:50

    감명깊은 내용이군요 ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
    아..왜이렇게슬프지.......슬프다

    (BvLjwU)

  • GoLakers 2018/09/28 02:58

    너무 길어요
    요약 좀

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  • 柳林♥ 2018/09/28 02:58

    금캐는데 보테라!

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  • SupremeX 2018/09/28 03:09

    눈물나네요

    (BvLjwU)

  • 정점 2018/09/28 03:13

    요약:
    ①거액의 돈을 가지고 있는데 한국으로 넘길거다.
    ②안전금 보증금이 필요하다.
    ③답장달라.
    전형적인 복사붙여넣기 10년 전부터 똑같은 진부한 수법.

    (BvLjwU)

  • EM5M2 2018/09/28 03:15

    수법은 같은데 메일이 진지하잖아요.

    (BvLjwU)

  • 참치마요샐러드 2018/09/28 03:17

    비슷한 메일 주기적으로 받는 입장에서는
    기나 잛으나 진지하나 가볍나 똑같네요 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

    (BvLjwU)

(BvLjwU)